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[laughing] As an Englishwoman in Oz, I can vouch for the fact that people can find the place. On the upside, it also has bilbies, quokkas, possums, and koalas.

Keep an eye out for the Drop Bears, they’re nasty buggers 🤗

@LAGlobalism When I was in Sydney a cockroach run up my trouser leg as I walked into the bathroom of my flat.

@shortnstout9 Sydney is cockroach central!

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Some places in Australia discourage killing red belly black snakes, which are very poisonous, because they eat brown snakes, which are more poisonous.

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This doesn’t even apply, I looked for ‘strewth’, but it’s a funny one 🤣🤣have a fantabulous Friday, and a coldie for me 👏🏻👏🏻🍻👍🏻👊🏻😂

Yeah the gifs suck now, all the good ones are gone 😤 Beers will be had later this arvo and it would be my pleasure to raise a glass in your honour Trix 🍻😘

Or two, cheers and chin chin! 🍻🍻👍🏻😂💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Funny how Australia has got all these and non made it to the New Zealand.

Hahaha I remember standing next to a Gas Pump in Australia when a guy suddenly shouted to me: Hey m8 you got this insect on you. If you get stung by that you'll be in the hospital for a few days... I had no idea but it looked like some kind of Hornet of some type.

The entire time I was there I kept thinking I was going to die. I flew there from New Zealand where there’s nothing that will kill you.

No disrespect but that Country should be Renamed to Jumanji

🤣🤣🤣 Other lethal spiders - put one under the dunny seat. In Australia.

I always joke that Australia is where Satan keeps his pets lol

And them crazy nut humans, chuck them there too. They'll go camping/swimming in amongst those animals. Aussie proud 🤣

"- What about that strange beaver with a beak that can lay eggs, God ? - Give it a sting to paralyze with a great pain the fools who want to pet him.. and put it in Australia too !"

It also has a venomous duck mammal without actual nipples.

🤣Ending was great hahaha

Good until "what if somebody finds this place". Australian Aboriginal people have the oldest continually existing human culture in the world-- despite living where almost everything can kill them.

"Oh, yeah! And one more thing?" "Yes, God?" "Add something REALLY horrible. Worse than sharks, crocodiles, spiders, snakes and so on. You know, something REALLY vile, poisonous and deadly?" "Like what, God?" "Murdochs!" "Cool!"

No mention of the cute jumping animal that smashes cans for fun. And the nasty bird that can disembowel with its claws

@RobbieBarwick “You know I love a flood” 😂

Bahahahahah... My home everyone! 😂 No wonder I'm tough

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What about the magpies? I thought they’re the most feared creature in Australia?

I mean, Indigenous Australians managed just fine for tens of thousands of years 🤷‍♀️

Haha! And there are knoives. Beeg knoives!

It seems even God has forgotten about the Aboriginals.

@lynniehamish @MossTheBT

I love Cid Dwyer on YouTube. He went geocaching once. And I, in Germany, had the urge to shout at my screen: "You can't do this! It's dangerous! You're in AUSTRALIA!!!"

Very funny AND true!

Straya!

@SkyeUp_ Aussie curriculum is 10% math 90% what not to touch with a 10 foot pole

He really did that for us and we still decided to live there.

That poor bastard forget the volcanos!

Hilarious!!