Soft. Piece. Of. Celery.

Omg these men coming up with the new rules for Women unfucking believable..Project 2025..

Kudos on using the Princess Bride reference. 👏 👏 👏

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Especially since it was found out women can get pregnant at ANY point in their menstrual cycle and there is no such thing as a "Safe" day just "Safer" days.

Once..I actually got a $5k signing bonus for an engineering job...😎 No babies involved.

Duh. But they cancelled Planned Parenthood.

A whole leadership team of soft pieces of celery - a full stalk of soft celery if you will 😳😡😳😡😳😡😳

It would be nice if men can get babies and see how it feels, maybe they will shut up. Stupid ppl, but you can't fix stupid.

No teleprompter/cue cards and no ear piece!

So not surprised. I watched a segment on CNN a few days ago, explaining how 3 year olds were representing themselves in immigration court and all the toys etc to help explain to them what was happening. SMH!🤦‍♀️.

Totally unrelated, but the second-best part of this American fan watching the Washington Capitals beat the Montréal Canadiens last night in DC? Spotting Canadian fans, giving them the “elbows up,” and seeing them smile back at me.