Some free life advice - avoid ANY pumpkin patch or apple picking invitation in the fall It's a trap

The only patch I’m getting into is a nicotine one on my huge deltoid at the tailgate. The only apple I’m gonna be picking is the hard cider at the tailgate that I then mix with additional alcohol to take it up a notch.

@cpetagna247 hall-of-fame stuff right here

What if you’re in the military and on your 4 day in October your wife says “I’ll take the Friday off and we can go that day so it doesn’t conflict with college football.”

then you've found a unicorn

strong agree

But what if youre invited to a local harvest fest of flowers? Bet ya I could trap a few Pate Staters 😉

Josh help! SOS! I actually offered to go to a winery/pumpkin & apple farm place near us a few weekends back. Was told “no, that’s a fall activity. We’ll go then” I’m cooked

it's probably too late for you use your story to warn others at this point

I run a pumpkin patch and we will have a tv going with college football for the poor schlubs that get suckered in to going on a Saturday. We are open every other day for the smart folks though.