Some guy broke into our house

So, this b*tch comes into our house 😂😂😂👏🏼

Some guy? He has a name sir!

Our house? I had no idea!!! Do I get my own room or am I sharing one?

Mozartean

I bet your son the Penguinator is scarier than anything outside the house.

We don’t believe in ownership. Everything belongs to everyone. Evolve, white man!

How would you like to follow back some random nobody on the Internet that’s a huge fan of yours? Just so we’re clear, I’m talking about me 😄 @thec0med1an

So good. A master

ACTING!!!!!!

A comedian whose lifetime grinding is hitting that perfect moment where they have become an artist of their craft. Kevin, let a civilian come on one of your walks. I will need a rickshaw but we can work out logistics later.

😂