Some relationship advice for the youth

Any tour coming up? 🙌🏻

KEVINNNN, YO BIG KEVSTER! When’s your next gig ? I need to buy my mum a wee pair of sneaky tickets to see you. This is a wuman who is petrified of going to dinner even - but she’d watch you!! When’s it happening - was gunna say the 3 of us 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🙈

Quality! People say you shouldn't joke about tragedies like Madeleine McCann.  I agree, although I can't help thinking it's a bit ironic that with the surname McCann, they didn't think to hire a Child Minder. Cue the theme tune: 'If you want to I'll change the situation ...'

My 'killer' McCann Minder gag cont'd: 'Right people, right time, just the WRONG LOCATION. I've got a good idea, just you KEEP ME NEAR.  I'll be so good for you.' It was all there as a warning - they should've hired some fucking help and kept 'her indoors'! What a killer gag!!

Brilliant how you think of these things 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahaha belter

Pure magic 🤩 😂

Kevin, have you seen the Scottish guy on 'Help we bought a Village' @Channel4, he bought a village in Bulgaria 🇧🇬, he sounds just like you, a warrior, you will like him.