Someone broke into my apartment WHILE I WAS HOME...

“long story short” my ass. Short story long and boring from a tatoo’d poser that jabbers without getting to the point more than any woman I’ve ever known.

Making a boring story a long boring story. Excellent work.

This dude is an idiot, oh, I’m not gonna press charges, but I want you to give him a stern talking to are you fucking kidding me good job now he’s just going to go on to do more robbery and possibly kill somebody because you didn’t step up and do the right thing and press charges, what a moron.

Never pressed charges?! Yeah, that sends the WRONG Message completely.

You didn’t press charges?? Huge mistake.

Jesus what a boring fucking story this could’ve been said in 1/4 of the time

First it was the Russian kid, then it ended up being his friend

Trippin if anything the deadbolt should be locked over the knob lol.

Not pressing charges = absolute cowardice.

Yeah, right. Harlem.

The kid didn’t steal anything. No charges were pressed. HOW ABOUT THE LAW AGAINST BREAKING ENTERING THAT YOU PERSONALLY WITNESSED???

Fuck me that is the most boring load of shit I have ever fucking listened to. Have a fucking drink for fuck's sake

So he blames it on Black people.

The entire neighborhood of Harlem right now

This is why you don’t just go adopting anybody.. word to Brad Pitt

The dude committed Breaking and Entering, which IS a crime and he should have been arrested. If only to experience the hassle of dealing with the police. Back then, in some cities in New York, the perp would have done time for this incident.

God, that story was long….🙄🙄🙄

So I’m guessing the Russian isn’t black but what about the dude from Harlem?

She wasn’t even listening anymore, by the end she said “good thing you came home when you did” 🥴

She is not a very good listener. After his stating clearly that he was at home working, with and headphones on before telling the whole story, and near the end saying “He didn’t steal anything obviously,” she says “Well it’s a good thing you came home (stopping the guy.)”

This not a racial dig or anything. But white dudes all speak the same cadence while podcast lol A very standardized showing

This is why I have a ring camera. Porch pirates will find their way into your building and the bold ones will go door to door to see who left their door unlocked.

This woman is like pulling teeth… Not to mention her charm and charisma

Beta cucks like this is why these thugs reoffend and escalate their crimes. He would have had a bullet in his head had he broken into my house, zero questions asked. Zero recidivism zero cost to taxpayers. Zero chance he hurts someone next time. What a fucking phaggot cuck

If you chase or catch him in NYS, they can arrest you the homeowner for “menacing”, which means you are scary to the burglar, a NYS class E felony Ask me how I know I lived tf out and back to America 🇺🇸

Chased a guy down six flights and into Central Park?? That’s amazingly fantastic 👌 Sounds like a Law & Order episode.

Is the ‘interviewer’ woman grimacing about adopting eleven year olds? Gross

I always keep my headphones on when I’m home alone, and hear suspicious noises… and afterwards not being able to tell the short version.

That was an incredibly uninteresting story . Even that woman was looking bored.

Why was the Harlem part important to mention

These fucking people keep doing this shit because pussies like you don't ever want to press charges. To be fair the DA probably would've dropped the case and let him off anyway, but you ALWAYS press charges against criminals. I don't care how old they are or what their story is.

You’re an idiot . AA is supposed to remain anonymous at th express level . You’re outing your neighbors and violating their privacy and shitting in a Russian child . Also , foolish to chase a perpetrator . You need help .

He definitely was not listening to a commercial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ridiculous waste of time listening to this chode lol I was hoping that the burglar was a famous actor or singer