Someone please help her out.

I got her! Pretty sure Texas would be an upgrade

Think my wife would mind? I'd sure be happy, but my wife wouldn't be.

What to do in England? You can sit on the corner and count immigrants.

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Drop her off in Somalia for a month, then see what her posts look like.

She's looking for a sugar daddy outside of the UK..

And then she names Dubai. 🤷‍♂️ Stay right there. Dubai is already coming to you.

I'll help her out if a ball gag is involved

I know a guy

She should go spend a week in Haiti

Use the million bucks to move.