someone recognised dan and not me??

HI PHIL I KNOW YOU PHIL PHIL CAN I HAVE THAT PERSONS SELFIE

yeah this rando with a mullet can take it

@cinnamonnutpml JOLISA!!

@AmazingPhil GRETCHENN😘💗💘💗

Off topic, but babe, we know you do have a back arch, don't let Dan tell you otherwise. ✨️

there’s my audition for season 2

@sour_peaxh must be a good one, it's age restricted for me 😭

@AmazingPhil It's Phil twerk flipping a bottle of Ribena in Pinof 9 🫠✨️

wait dan kind of cooked with the borzoi thing cause why do you give off borzoi vibes omg…….

i have marinated on it and he may be on to something

YOU GET ME

how do you navigate your home screen 😭 where’s the coordination 😭😭

general vibes

@howellaboutphil GABY

BRIANNAA

PHIL YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR NEXT WEEK'S POD....

phil have you seen the horrendous auto captions on Spotify

#istandwithphil

“we used to have oscar parties” the oscar parties in question:

who is the guy on the left?

knowing dan but not phil is like knowing bert but not ernie… you’re literally a package deal that’s simply not possible

how are you feeling about this

how it felt going from new jersey stolen walrus penis bone to you maybe DMing a tv person with a broken penis (??) all within like two minutes

hitting the gym immediately after finishing the first ep of heated rivalry is so fucking hilarious I'm crying I can't wait to watch the video version of this peakness

the wind that makes you dress your partner as a sexy nun for your podcast is blowing through london right now

may i suggest … (i deny any association of collaboration with big pear)

phil being recognised by a fan on the street ❌ phil being recognised by the four seasons london manager and london eye staff ✅✅

you may be unc but guess what. unc still got it. unc will never lose it. unc will always have it. forever.

ngl just hearing this i thought a real emergency was happening 😭

what do you think of this outfit for dan next week king ?

but the four seasons hotel manager knew you 😁

what is the hard launch podcast even about

hi AmazingPhil can you accept my connection request on linkedin i need more credibility on there thanks

hiii phil!! we're raising funds for akt in your name once again 💜 it would mean a lot if you'd give us a little boost again 👀

dan is already in his bear era

I can confirm, no bone

i have an idea for what to put dan in next week

bong allegations have hit the hard launch phodcast

PLEASE dye ur hair this colour #2016 #twinkrebirth2.0

our friend jade thinks having an EGG in her MEAL DEAL is okay she made the uk stats, lets shame her together

dan was too sore to stand up and give richard a squeeze but he managed to shoot this tiktok on the very same day❤️ that’s dedication

maybe the person on the street thought phil swole era had already started and this was what you looked like now

VIAGRA TIME

this is so unfair You created danisnotonfire

if you think your zest levels are low just know i almost tagged you in this tik tok earlier

just want to let you know personally I think it’s illegal for someone to know dan and not you