Someone sign this man our society is collapsing

Joey Votto is the dad that retires and just stands in the kitchen 20 hours a day asking how everyone is doing and if they want coffee.

Votto has no home?

The jays did him dirty

We will happily welcome him into the St. Louis retirement home!

Cardinals would be a good fit. We are a retirement home at this point😂

@BlueJays sign this man

When I worked as a cashier at 16, getting carts was the best part of my job. I could go out side and relax for a few mins.

@CartNarcs

He needs to just retire

A team might sign him as a Rusty Staub type pinch-hitter. Votto played only 150 or so games over the last two seasons, hitting .205 and under. Still has some pop and would be a positive influence on a team that has a role for him and at a big discount.