Someone skipped math class 🤣

His New Year’s resolution is to break up with his idiot girlfriend.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math and those who aren’t.

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"Maybe marriage was a bad idea." At first I thought this was fake and rage bait, but looks at his eyes...

She should've married this guy

A dollar a day for 365 days is how much? If you can't get it from that, you had boys do your math work in school.

Sadly, she probably didn’t skip any classes. These are the experts we’re dealing with nowadays. I had a restaurant tab of $21.14, went to the counter with an $100 bill, an $1.00 bill, a dime and four pennies. Total Confusion Ensued.

I would've just agreed and stopped trying to correct her. I'd encourage her and it'd become our thing to remind her daily to put her quarter in the jar. I'd then ask her every month how she's coming along with her $10k goal and show amazement in how rich she's getting.

This man should get out of the damned car and run like Forrest Gump and never stop until he grows the Forrest Gump beard.

People be like, when am I ever going to use algebra in real life? Like, everytime you are not embarrassing yourself in public, that's when.