Someone’s been watching my standup & reading my blogs again😹 technically I peed my bridesmaid dress when I got home. I decided to quit drinking the next day. April 1st 2012. Getting sober was the best April Fool’s Prank I ever played on myself. Shout-out to all the sober peeps

I peed my pants in a garage in 2019 … and then posted it on TikTok 🤦‍♀️ Its regularly shared by my haters (cue it up Michael Gaffney) I for one, can’t judge another women on their bladder betraying them 😂 ME#2

If you ain’t peeing you ain’t tryin!

Congratulations on your sobriety! I know how hard that is.

Thank you! ☺️ 🩷

You mean you didn’t have to demean people and scream and play victim and belittle people to recognize the path you were on and correct it lol?!? Congratulations funny girl. Your humor is helping this community. We appreciate you.

April 1st is my sobriety date too!

@Nicola__Maxwell Addiction is a disease. Having your car repossessed is not. Making light of someone’s disease is assholeism.

@Nicola__Maxwell Says the “woman” and I use the term loosely, who almost exploded out of her ass on a live stream cuz she can’t put down the breakfast ice creams. But sure go off Jess 🤮😂 she thinks addicts and alcoholics are below her. She’s vile

@AKATheCatLady I’m March 31, 2012. We’re sober sisters a day apart

Oooh it all makes sense now. She loves trashing "addicts" and the like.

@Lawferiooo 9/12/19 After one too many times making an ass of myself. It is very common for us neurospicies to use alcohol to help us mask

She was one macchiato away from shitting her pants on a live stream AND had her car repo'd..hm so there's that! Congratulations on your sobriety! 🩷

Congratulations on your sobriety! 8 years myself!

It says a lot about a person to use someone’s past addiction against them. But no one is surprised because this is the same woman who also said that none of her children would be stupid enough to join a cult in an effort to shit on Cyberchick. And I spent a year of my life as a hardcore alcoholic and drove my car into a construction zone while completely shit faced and as a result the court slapped an ankle bracelet on me à la Lindsay Lohan to force me into sobriety (a couple times cuz apparently I’m a slow learner) so I think you are a badass who comes up with the best April Fools pranks ever.😌👏🏻😂

Man, I pray that there never comes a day that someone decides to give her a taste of her own medicine, in a way that is miles above her head, and she and her followers are too ignorant to understand. 🙏🙏🙏

I love that it was April fools day lol Congratulations 🎉🎉

The best part about being human is we aren't our past, we get to grow and evolve, well most of us do. Trying to use someone's past against them isn't a flex. Most of us aren't the same person we were a year ago. Becoming and staying sober requires strength, you should be proud.

Congratulations on sobriety! It blows my mind you only roast her on things she made public herself, yet she’s digging for things. Wild.

Congrats on your sobriety! And how many of us have peed in our pants before, lol. She’s so ridiculous.

Congratulations on your sober date. Mine is 9/9/20. Another reason you’re the best! Thank you for keeping it real while entertaining the hell out of us!

Machado will do just about anything to avoid going to the post office or writing the check to the Veterans Association of Bristol County. I am not surprised that Machado didn’t educate herself on the same disease her biological father suffered from. She is so ignorant.

Holla!🙋🏻‍♀️

@Lawferiooo I’ll never understand Machados logic … Shout out sobriety and good on you to all those who made the decision to get sober. I wish some people had alcoholism as their excuse to be so shitty. Too bad they’re just naturally that way🤷🏻‍♀️

I can top that.. I peed on the floor in my bedroom, 21 months sober. Congrats on your sobriety Joleen 👍

She can't be half as good as you, so she has to reach back to 2012 to find something....

Now if only Jess could quit the whole milk and the constant mooing she might actually be able to go to bed

Congratulations and enjoy your journey 🥰🎉

lol wonder why she won't call anyone out in person? however, Mrs Joleen, you aren't the only one for sure lol!! this bitch is disgusting! especially to bring something up from how many years ago? wow

"I've never done x so I'm clearly better than her" The weird pick me crybully bullshit is so sad. I guess when you make your life revolve around views and clicks, you lose perspective on what really matters. On a better note, where can I find your stand up?

You peed your pants 14 years ago....

I’d hope she feels better about herself now, but I’m positive she doesn’t. Congrats on changing your life for the better!

Joleen the Queen 👏👏👏👏

Congratulations on your sobriety!

Awesome, Jolene! 12 years sober myself and it took multiple tries for me to stay that way. Proud of you! One big thing I've discovered about alcoholics...yall are talented af! In one way or another. You, ma'am, have a quick wit and a sharp tongue I can only wish for!

🤔Wonder if bashing alcoholics was a thing when she was receiving child support from the bar owner?