Sometimes it’s best to listen and not ask 😔

Oh this is crazy 😜

I hope homie finds happiness that’s all this is beyond inhumane I can’t imagine the trauma it causes to someone

Asking questions you’re not ready to hear the answer to

They don’t care 😂

My wife and daughter would both be arguing with me that it's not a car it's an SUV

I thought it was just my wife... 😃

You know a lot of men daydream about the zombie apocalypse or a red dawn situation. Well guys I hate to break it to you most of us who are dads probably won’t make it. Because “WHY”

Am i the only mom that would yell at the kids to get in the car too as soon as i heard him say so? Jeeeezus 🤦‍♀️😅

They need some training

1) zero survival instinct 2) if the man of the house sounds worried and is pulling a weapon don't question what he is saying

Curiosity really does kill more than just cats sometimes

Yup. I've told my wife if I ever start barking out commands she needs to do it. We will discuss later.

They would walk through a burning building instead of running, if he yelled for them to run…. I say this to my younger son all the time!! Lol

Sense of awareness of a mosquito

Nah don’t prank your family like this

Asking me why would have pushed me over the edge

Since she can fuck his brother definitely she’s been fucking outside and those kids might not be his He’s right for sending em bastards out with their useless mother

They were already getting in the car too. They just had to stop and argue