sookie on true blood: i’m torn between a vampire and another vampire and also a werewolf is involved and apparently i’m a fairy?? her brother jason:

No because I literally could see Jason saying this exact thing

"Knows how to read a book, probably" is always killing me

The alternate spelling of Felony??! 🤣

Y’all called me a madman

can i say something

"Next I got Barn. That's right- Barn. Could be short for Barney, but it's not🙂"

Rifle is a cute boy name tho

Cigaretta 😭

Hear me out, Phelonae

the fact he had the best southern accent out of the bunch and the actor is australian... made bill and sookie look dumb as hell 😭