Sorry for cussing

Shut up fat boy, I can smell your rank ass from here

@PardonMyMeme

Why do people hate Eagles fans? Max:

Doubters throw stones. It’s what they do. Their doubt is like a pebble in the ocean. They don’t know the storms I’ve already conquered out at sea. Jalen-isms 1:1

Max

How do you have such a good football team yet are going grey?

You’re an embarrassing human being dude

Refs carried

This is a man who knows his favorite football team isn't very good

Fat pig ugly wife

Glad the refs could help you that win Max

Hey man you seem to speak with a lot of passion… would you happen to be Italian?

Say it don’t spray it pal

New gameday attire

I love you max holy shit

That was not real football max cmon

Even with the bodysurf tush push bullshit with no forward progress whistle EVER yall ain’t going back to the Super Bowl. Rams had to choke in historic fashion for yall to win. Shit was rigged the entire 2nd half. Refs handed yall the win.

OK, but I actually imagined sucking your ass and I feel like I’m gonna puke

Hurts RB1

LFG!!! Let it out Big Dawg!!!

Just shut the fuck up Hurts sucks

Cheeks

They come at the kings you best not miss!!!! Go Birds Dickheads

Take it easy with that spittle

Jalen is God awful he didn't win that game you fat fucking clown.

He didn’t block the kick. Dude still blows!!!

Birds fans love acting like this and then are shocked when everyone hates them

Rigged

Need that false start lil maxi

Hurts is trash

Hey Max! How’s the diet going ? Still on hold I’m guessing

You fat slob