SOUND ON. 😂💩

Deviant

My wife would have passed out. I handled most of the bodily fluids action. Once, at a restaurant, our daughter let loose so hard it traveled up her back and out her shirt collar. While she was sitting in a chair. I'm no physicist, but... I was away from the table for 30 minutes.

My child free life has been extended another year after hearing that.

That vacant gaze they get when they are about to get down to business. Classic.

I knew the moment she went still and got that look of concentration.. it was coming.

Such a little person...such a big noise! And the face says it all. You have clearly and beautifully embraced motherhood.

Omg I still recognize that look of intensity and concentration lmao almost 20 yes later 😂 little babies are so fun and gross

"Nope, nothing happening here. Absolutely nothing stinky occurring in this moment. Zero stinkers here. All is calm on the home front."

She appears appropriately offended by the entire experience.