Sounds like he had a nice visit to Texas 🤠

(They went to Torchy’s)

Homie mentioned a Mitsubishi dealership first. You know how shitty your hometown has to be…. To get excited….about a damn Mitsu dealer? They only sell like two SUVs! And they’re shit! Wait wait - Nissan was his #2!!! 💀

These poor northerners think we just ride around on horses and eat from McDonald’s everyday 😂 it’s so cute

Torchy’s is just moderately good chain food. That's not even real TexMex.

And our new “Californian citizens” are ruining it right before our eyes! What idiot moves to a place so AMAZING and thinks, “let’s make it like the place I just FLED from”?

Born and raised in Belton, IDK if "tiny" and "not that big" still applies to us since I remember when the population was under 14k in my lifetime, and now it's more than doubled, largely because of the Ft Hood spillover. And everyone's starting to find all my best shortcuts. 😭😂

Lmao, nothing is walkable. Everything smells like piss and sewage. Car interiors fall apart within years due to the heat. The job market is poor. Not a chance in hell anyone in their right mind wants to live there unless they are priced out of coastal cities due to lack of skills.

Best place on earth! Let’s keep it that way. Leave your stupid ideas at the door. 🤠🇺🇸

Re-upping my theory about the true purpose of this account.

Next time at Torchy's, order a Tipsy Chick (Chicken, spinach, corn relish, cheese, AND BACON BOURBON MARMALADE!) I don't eat carbs anymore, but I still remember how good that darn taco is.