Spoiler alert: he's not even mad about coming in third.

TikTok saw this, and more, first...

An epic achievement in my eyes! 🥦🐕

@saudi_aramco plays with power. Why don’t you, Coinbase?? #HarryPotterObamaSonic10inu

$Aircoin is gonna come in first. Fyi you can buy Aircoin on Coinbase.

hi coinbase, can you put me in race next time? i promise to get first place

@BlockMeta pinky swear?

pinky swear. put me in, coach!

I would’ve come in first place tbh.

do you believe in time travel? 👀

If he wants to arrange first he has to wear a blue color and not kohl😂 #0052FF

Are you going to ever fix the ongoing problem with performance data and and stats like realized and unrealized return it’s been like over a week now you guys plan on ever doing something besides saying it’s in beta

boys cooked fast w this

LEEEETTTTSSSS GOOOOOO! 💪

Good on him mate, that's the right attitude.

Haha, love that attitude! Sometimes it’s not about the placement but the journey and the fun along the way!

I told everyone I’m going to win today… then reality hit harder than a margin call 😂 Still came in third and smiling — legend behavior.

at least he didn't finish with a margin call

Participation counts more than the rank.

Yo @coinbase why hasn’t my deposit shown up in my account? Yall fucking me over

gm base

$CAW #CAW

Should he be??

Bet $100 on $PEEZY in a race

Bet $100 on $PEEZY in a race

Bet $100 on $PEEZY in a race

Real men roll with the punches. I work in the public school systems. Think of the terror Coinbase scum!

Haha , sounds like he still had a great time finishing third