Spoke it into existence 😏

Next up: #DETvsGB 9/7 on CBS

Ed Policy let this man off the leash and he cooked

I’m about to block y’all

This is hard ngl

Dad tell me about Thursday 28th of August 2025

Oh nahhhhhhh someone deserves a raise 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Literally shaking

@MicahhParsons11 Here is the REAL number one worth 188 million!

Super Bowl season incoming.

GB media team stepping up their game big time. This was the shit.

This is a whole new packers team. I can’t wait to see the difference Parsons makes with Hafley

@MicahhParsons11 I'm MORE EXCITED about this season than I have been in 10 years! 💚💛

90 percent Dallas fans didn’t like him personally, He’s a really good pass rusher but too small to stop the run. Cowboys were getting torch on run defense the last 3 seasons. He’s attitude sucks. He’s a me first type of player. Thanks for the 2 first rounder 😆

Media team making me h*rny during the day 🥵🥵

Chills

Over rated locker room cancer.

@PatMcAfeeShow on one of the best promos in packers history 🫡🤘🏻

Drunk toothless fanbase

😍😍

@Oriolesdynasty3 the needle not moving sorry

@MicahhParsons11 I played a highlight reel for my wife. She is now a fan who is excited for next Sunday.

That Jordan Love recruiting Micah Parsons clip is gonna hit like crack after a Super Bowl dub

Absolute fucking chills

Green bay packers is everything to me #GoPackGo

admin with the 🔥🔥🔥

Fire me the fuck up

Showing a players highlights all in another teams jersey is funny as hell.

Is this real life???

Is it weird that I cried?