sportsball guys

I was hoping the book would be Mein Kampf.

Have you ever been trapped in a car with two guys who really want to talk about sports and no one else gives a fuck and they passionately yell at each other and take up all the oxygen yapping about how Dick Dickerson scored a gorzillion points? Far more annoying.

“Doing things that have never been done before” *literally do the same thing with the same rules in the same outfits and the same balls on the same field every single day* Hmm okay.

this is kinda like veganism where both sides are insanely annoying about it and we should all chill out

the funniest thing about this type of satire is that people will swing around to this noble savage perception of sports viewers like "maybe the nerds just dont get it" and then you meet the sports people and nah, man, they just love slop and yelling

I look like this and say this

60 seconds I’ll never get back

It’s still meant to distract you and keep you retarded… And I like sportsball.

I've never heard anyone use the term "sportsball" outside of a self-deprecating context regarding their own lack of knowledge about sports.

Clapping and shitting watching the overpaid black felons get CTE while tossing the goyball around.

watch it

Aristotle spoke about the Golden Sports Mean. A wise man should be able to discuss the particulars of the pentathlon competition with his countrymen without building his entire personality around the local pentathlete's statistics. The famous Greek philosopher wrote, "Do not erect a gay Mount Olympus of mortal men in your mind."

you are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gay man activities. Watching TV isn't a hobby you lazy, unskilled loser.

Yeah but, unironically

where's the punchline

I got into sportsball only a few year ago , just in time for all my friends to cut off their toxic relationship with sportsball after years of heartache. So yes I watch sportsball alone

But fr why is the cover of scary stories literally this picture now lmao

There’s no community it’s worshipping black people and rich people

I became a “sportsball” guy after the best athletes I knew said they barely watch sports and only play them. Like D1 and Olympic trial level athletes. I realized, if they’re THAT good and don’t care, why should I. My time is best spent working out, making $, & raising my family.

Maybe the real sportsball is the friends we made along the way.

Unironically yes. You want to toss a ball around with friends? Great, no one's stopping you. Sports as an institution is a blight on humanity and all sports fans are bad people for supporting it, and also have bad taste in entertainment.

i consider this the only valid roast of Chomsky's comments about sports on tv

the "sportsball" debate is very similar to the veganism debate, n that both sides are really annoying and the side everyone hates is objectively right

dudes a speed reader

Who is this fag? I loved watching sports as a boy. As a man, though, it's fucking boring as shit and a ridiculous waste of time. The only way to make it halfway interesting is to bet money on it.

What kind of a suck up losers gets hyped at other people living their dream life

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Goyball addicts need to cope with their gay hobbies lol

It’s also the best weekly YouTube series by urinating tree

So many pissed off sportsball guys in these comments lol

Shew. Lordy

@Alex_A_Guerrero. This is very relatable

*niggerball *kikesports

the way everyone with glasses has had this exact conversation at least once and we all know it