Spot-fucking-on. 😂🤣👇

I’ve been saying this forever. All “holy” texts were written by humans. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong with that?

The Bible was written to control people and as time evolved, it was rewritten to fit that new narrative. Religion is the biggest con on the planet.

@SenseAndNon The Bible is a collection of anecdotal folklore. There is no contemporary recordings of Jesus. Zero. All claims that someone said something.

The bible is one gigantic game of Chinese whispers.

The most hardcore brainwashed christian has no answer for this.

At least we don’t have to eat fish on Fridays during the Lent anymore. That is a blessing 😁.

Original texts are available for direct translation from Hebrew and Greek, as are all apocryphal books. Side by side versions are easily comparable using available apps. Stop being obtuse and leave believers alone

@robkennedy50 Fun fact: the OG translators for the version we have now publicly admitted decades ago they misinterpreted certain words, including swapping out words like pedophilia for homosexuality.

Anyone with an ounce of intellectual honesty and any understanding of the history of the Bible knows how nonsensical the "multiple edits" view is. But by all means.. sacrifice your eternal souls for a laugh. That is the beauty of free will after all.

And yet, even after all of this, the New Testament still includes some of the moral teachings about how to treat each other, and the evils of selfishness, greed, and idolatry. Many modern day Christians just conveniently ignore those parts.

David Cross is fucking brilliant - one of the few good ones left in the comedy game.

Also...Mary was Jesus's closest disciple. Her teachings were very influential. She witnessed the resurrection. NOT Peter. Then in 325 AD, the Emperor Constantine had the Gospel of Mary REMOVED and she was re-written as a WHORE. All of her influence was credited to Peter.

"told after they *allegedly* happened 30-90 years earlier". No proof whatsoever.

It blows my mind that in 2026 there are people who still believe in the Bible. It’s no wonder humanity is doomed.

Absolute ignorant BS. Biblical Documents found that are thousands of years old match literally word for word what we have now. Proven…fact…. This is comedian BS…not even that funny.

Comedian David Cross

Who is the speaker? They deserve credit, not the woman pulling faces

Ridiculously not spot-anything-on.

All Holy Scripture is given by inspiration from God.

And I've wondered why religious people tend to be oppressed with guilt, shame, and intolerance.

Been saying this for years. Any religion made by man is a BS lie as usual just like our history. Think on this. Females create all of humanity, animal kingdom, plant life, but man comes and says we created everything J/K J/K. It's all Bs that is used to control women and girls.

Now do one for the Torah and Israel's "right" to Palestine, too. The Bible and the Torah are not deeds to the land.

How do you actually know that is “spot-fucking-on”? Apart from the fact it aligns with your world view?

Lemme guess the topic is religion. >ZeroGap<

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Shout out to the incredibly talented #DavidCross 👏

You have to have faith that the Bible is the inspired Word of God.

@DaveBall77 Sorry, what’s the deal with the woman? It seems she does not approve of what she’s hearing. One would think her demeanor would align. What am I missing…..

I was called a "psychopath" by an ex-friend when I told him this. It shook his Christian faith that his only response was "you're a psychopath" 😂

This explains why the US is currently cycling into the sewer.

Wait til people find out the entire old Testament is bullshit and has been proven to be, from Abraham to Moses - ALL pure bs. The 3 largest religions are based on fiction.

Enlarge your view of God. His Words….He is able to preserve them, promised He would, regardless of man. Man does not control. God does. Your small view of God & who He is will land you in a very large & very eternal hell.

Those people probably knew how to write better than you do. Just because they didn't have a few new tools that we have today. Does not mean they were stupid.

Oh you're talking about that book that was written by men for men who picked through writing to suit their beliefs.