Starliner crew reports hearing strange "sonar like noises" emanating from their craft. This is the real audio of it:

"Can't return on Starliner. Haunted." "What?" "*sound of gun loading over the radio* Starliner's haunted."

Magneto-hydrodynamic drive. Look for a Russian nuclear submarine nearby.

It’s been said those noises come from the Boeing executives 🤣

What I immediately thought when I heard it

Conn, Sonar. Contact bearing 180, range 5,000 yards. Classified as hostile non-human ship, Sierra One Sonar, Conn. Maintain track. Fire Control, prepare to engage. Load tube one with Mark 99 plasma munition Fire tube one! Aye, Captain. Tube one, fire!

It's time

Did anyone listen to the whole audio? The sounds are coming from the speaker, not the craft itself. So it’s probably an electronic feedback glitch between a microphone and the speaker through some amps. Obviously it shouldn’t be happening, but it isn’t as if the craft is going to implode or something.

I'm bored. It's Sunday. Let's do this.... have you tried turning it off and on again? 450hz fundamental with strong 1350hz tone. Restarts after 10 cycles. Sounds like a notification stuck in a loop to me.

Bro even starliner is telling the astronauts not to get inside of it