Started yesterday off by almost getting my ass kicked while I was naked. Pls Joey Swoll advise am I in the wrong

@TheJoeySwoll Found the Locker Room guy 😂

@TheJoeySwoll This would be such a strange thing to make up. Its not even that great of a story to invent

@TheJoeySwoll Has to be the first time that man has ever been to a gym

@TheJoeySwoll Refresh your game tape on Viggo Mortensen's naked fight scene from Eastern Promises for this exact scenario.

@TheJoeySwoll Just think about how many times this guy must have to engage in this exact same interaction. Gym locker rooms are constantly full of old man ass.

@TheJoeySwoll You should’ve “you’re not that guy pal’d” him

@TheJoeySwoll Did you say “pause” before you took your clothes off? That might be the issue here.

@TheJoeySwoll @TheJoeySwoll weigh in will be the most anticipated thing of the weekend

@TheJoeySwoll Fellas is it gay to shower now.

@TheJoeySwoll Should’ve said “no homo” and that would’ve made it not gay