State of the Program Week 5 update (back by popular demand)

Rodent midget up north… Evil Luke Fickell, congrats on THE award and it is great to have you back. A couple more wins like this and you might actually get some quality time in that new mansion. As someone over fifty, I resemble your remarks.

Fuck you Tom oates

'anonymous in state high school coaches' who think their shit ass players deserve UW scholarships (other offers are ohio, bowling green and central michigan)

Bret Balooma is his canon name now.

Keep tripping the other teams players. That’s what great defenses are built on.

Best work yet!

@badgers_insider The best