Steak in Heaven!

Taking the strict theological stance: “No, the fuck not will you be eating steak in heaven. You won’t be eating. You won’t be with your loved ones. You’ll be spirit and with God. No steaks. No perfect martinis. No sex. Not awesome desserts. Just you, God, and eternity.” Enjoy.

F**k!

“I love this question” Are Christian’s really asking this question? Lol

God they really just play make believe all day long don’t they lol

Only lamb in heaven.

So we eat in heaven? Does that mean, after eating, we also poop in heaven?

QUESTION WILL YOU HAVE BETTER TASTE IN CLOTHES IN HEAVEN ?