Step forward. State your purpose! I am Seperi, the Egyptian Sphinx Maiden. Will you swear loyalty to my ancient cult?

🦴💻💫: Kh626_Alt

I knight thee.

Actually, I'm just here to ask if you validate parking here.

You're surrounded by sand?! How did you even drive over here?

Didn't you hear? they just opened a dollar general right over there.

Not fealty, but perhaps an accord?

An accord, then. Let it be carved in stone and witnessed beneath the eyes of the gods. Your halls keep their honour, and my temple keeps its blessing.

Aye.

Absolutely I will!

*zaghrouta intensifies*

You have my hat!

Me when Sepi

You know what, valid.

IMMEDIATELY YES

Ma'am this is a Buc-Ee's

I am hope I am here just for the vibes and share a little light!

I am merely a Reaper Miss. I serve no purpose for your Cult. But I CAN help you gather souls of the Dead?

Then you shall stand at the gates of Duat and gather only the souls worthy of entering my temple.

🍿♥️🐾🪶🙇 I have come to stand by the Wings of the Silver Matron. To serve as your Medjai and see the light of Heka. I am at your service.

I am here to offer cheese as a peace offering

This is so beautiful!

Might as well put my faith in a beautiful woman they’ve never proved me wrong before

Your model beautiful if ok ask how tall?

A very modest 225ft.

woah cool thanks

I’m yours to command

My purpose today is to learn from you! I am Armoredhorns, the Primordial Chaos dragon imprisoned within a beetle husk! I do swear loyalty!

Your model is so pretty, i'm crying 🥺

She looks so familiar...especially in the hips region 👀

K/Cult leaders gotta stick together!!! <3

🤜🤛 YUP!

Ill become a monster if it means protecting you

Sure thing! 🐉🤝🐾

Uuuuuh can I use the bathroom, I've been waiting for an hour for the bus and I can't hold back anymore

O Great, Powerful and Wise Maiden of the Adrid Sands. I, Vyse of the August Eve, officially pledge my loyalty to serve thee as your newest Medjay. I shall serve the with Honor, Humility and Pride. Those who actively test & refuse thy rule shall know the Wrath of Sekhmet & Apep.

The movement is hypnotic

My purpose is to make art and comics, I am here cus you're Elegant, regal, Smart, hot and don't stand for nonsense.

I pledge my loyalty, and possibly my cat’s loyalty (70/30 chance of that)

Oh gosh, that is a lot of pressure. I want your cat to like me.

Sooooo, I’ve got some bad news. I played one of your clips for my cat and she walked away. You get the human’s loyalty as a consultation prize at least

Hmmm who knows.

3andy makarona bechamel, 7awawshi, w ma7shi. Yalla ta3ala abl ma akol kol 7aga.

You have a comparison of hwaht?

💗🥹🙏🏿

I’m here to give love and hugs!

Make sure to dry clean your robes for Sundays movie meeting!

No problemo!!!!

A true beauty best described as the newest world wonder. What do I need to do or offer you for a day by your side?