Stephen Colbert says that he's feeling better not hosting a late night show because "the old gig as I remember it was that to be lowered like carbon rods into a radioactive pool every day. And then to be pulled out and put in front of a camera and... to eradiate it back at the audience at a nonlethal rad level." Jimmy Kimmel agrees, "That's right. That's exactly the job description." That's only the job description if you want it to be (1/2)show more

The Letterman beard. How original! Now how about a reprise of the dancing Covid vaccine syringe?

Why do they always grow beards?

@newsbusters Glad these two idiots will lose their soapboxes

He just had to be funny and not be a shilling bitch ass slave for the Democrat party. Fuck him, good riddance.

2 narcissistic douchebags trying to to stay relevant on a platform that hasn't be relevant in more than a decade.

@redsteeze Have a feeling Leno didn’t feel this way

This is just group therapy.

The rods aren't lowered into a radioactive pool. Literally everything he says is ignorant bullshit.

Later, Colbert hyped himself wearing a tan suit at the opening up of the Obama Library, which Kimmel had previously spilled wine on, "I thought it would be a nice joke, just for the president, to wear a tan suit. And I thought, oh, Jimmy Kimmel's so jealous how good a joke that was, he had to ruin it with a glass of wine. I didn't realize how petty you were, but it came out and I ended up wearing it...which was fine. The suit was fine. It got a laugh, which was nice. That's all I wanted was for the president to see it."

Colbert, Kimmel Claim Drinking 'A Cup Of Poison' Is Part Of Late Night's Job

@CurtisHouck Look at his gay little beard

Never forget.

2 useless boys

@redsteeze That was his doing when he decided to put partisan politics before his real job…..entertainment

They do this to themselves and then act like it's part of the job. "I had to be an insufferable retard!!!!"

@redsteeze “Carbon?” These people are fucking idiots who think they sound smart.

@CurtisHouck Malignant Narcissists on Parade

@redsteeze …they are both their own biggest fans…and the smartest people they know…

Fuck them both

Two liberals blabbering.

@redsteeze Boring then….extremely boring now

What a cock holster.

@newsbusters Whatever

Dorks

2 blowhards, I’d rather poke my eyes out then watch them, i hope both continue to crash and burn

@newsbusters Alex. Why are you gay?

Exactly why he is where he is today

@redsteeze But did it for years and a big paycheck. Whatever loser.

A couple of white chicks talking.

Oh no! He's lived a tough life.. These fucking people are unreal.

@redsteeze He’s going the letterman route and no longer showering or shaving?

**irradiate

Yes he had it worse than those sailors on the @CVN_72 who were at sea forever @StephenAtHome

I thought it was actually like a clown while reading a script written up for you everyday. All while being chauffeured to and from work and getting paid millions for losing millions.

@redsteeze They think they are like the soldiers storming the beaches in Normandy. Narcissistic, self fellating windbags.