Stolitz are finally having the talk about their relationship 😭😭😭😭😭

Of course he breaks down crying “now I get why all your exes can’t stand you” for telling you exactly how you are. Of course blitz immediately gets eaten by guilt for the birds tears.

I feel 0 sympathy for Stolas. Blitz gave him everything and opened up to him more than anyone and he betrayed him.

everyone acting like this isnt the most emotionally mature thing blitz has ever done is lying to themselves

Glad none of ts mattered by the next episode 😍

“These hookups don’t mean anything” Stolas doing the hookups:

the voice acting for Stolas is so unbearable, I can’t even take this seriously

Brother plans to gaslight Blitzo... AGAIN He learned absolutely nothing

Howstly they patched everything up so fast I'm just thinking was there even a point to episode 3 other than being an excuse for this😭 They didn't even let it sit for 2 minutes

SPIT YO SHIT BLITZ

man fuck stolas he used to be my fave & they made him into such a pos

Then it gets ruined in episode 5...

I just did the biggest eyeroll when he started crying

I am actually glad Loona was asleep during this...

Both of them needed this conversation more then anything, I am glad they got it all out 🥹, although I didn't expect it to be made public 🤔🥸

my brother in Christ this is manipulation 101 he has no argument, say that Blitz is right and cries to make him feel bad for being right

Once Blitz starts finally opening about himself and this situation, this fkass bird starts to guilt trip him yet again with fakeass tears, wtf happened to writing?

R.I.P Stolitz fans and the Stolitz ship

It was SO GODDAMN AWESOME how after EVERYTHING Blitz had to go through with Stolas, Blitz was FINALLY ABLE TO GROW A SPINE AND CHEW THE ETERNAL FUCK OUT OF STOLAS FOR SELFISHLY DISREGARDING HIM AND HIS FEELINGS!

Clap if anyone feels sympathy for this f^ng 💩 bird I certainly don’t

I don't see stolas crying as "manipulation" or anything new for how he handles stress. He doesn't. Communication for the good or bad hasn't been a thing for either of them with anyone up to this point so doing it without shouts or tears hasn't been practiced out.

It was so good to see Blitz and Stolas finally unloaded all of that emotional baggage.

Crying when he said hes a dirty bird like

I’m gonna be brutally honest I think the creator destroyed the show when they did this. I no longer feel it’s worth watching. They finally was about to get their ship. But then the creator. Thought this would be a cool twist. And to me it just feels unforgivable

Only for them to like fight agin next episode and stolas giving zero fucks about blitz But then again: they both agreed to be patient and just be friends So I get why blitz go mad but come on…

Uh…is this still about them being assassins? 🤨

im going to kms i just finished the episode 5 and... and— I CAN'T VELIEVE THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(crying)

One thing I love about stolas is that he will always take accountable and will be the first to always say SORRY 💓

FUCKING FINALLY

I really love the character acting in this argument wow

THANK YOU. THEY FINALLY FUCKING TALKED. SHUT UP THIS IS IMPORTANT. THIS IS THE STEPS TO REPAIR A RELATIONSHIP

I really liked Helluva more than Hazbin, and I was really fond of Blitz and Stolas., but season 3 got me out of it. I know it won't happen, but I wish Blitz would get rid of Stolas for real. I loved Stolitz, now I just want Blitzo be happy without that bird.

genuinely one of my favorite scenes in the whole show holy shit this was cinema

ELITE guilt trip