Stop what you’re doing immediately and watch this.

His Xmas dinner

I bet you he's got the bravery to throw a roastie in the bin from 10 yards.

Stopped watching after 2 seconds due to boredom.

That long?

Fair enough 😂

Starting off by putting Gravy at number 9 is criminal

Imagine him cornering you in the kitchen at an afters. The pills would wear off very quickly

Paint watches him dry

Quality

Apparently it’s yorkshires or turkey. Definitely not both.

He could send a glass eye to sleep

Fk me, the reflection in the window behind him has got more charisma. Bet his missis hates him.

You don’t substitute yorkshires for a meat. What world are we living in?

Man was waiting for parsnips to be his 1 lol.

I hate myself for watching that

Just remembered a tweet from a guy to Michael Owen saying that if he was stuck on a desert island with him and a tin of tuna, he’d eat Michael Owen and talk to the tin of tuna!! 😂

Turkey is comparable to Yorkshires only in his world…

Sprouts are dog shit tier Christmas food

Merry Christmas

Right, thays sent me over the edge. Spag Bol for Xmas

It’s a real achievement how he manages to be this weird and still be a dreary dullard.

It's beautiful, it's exactly what you'd imagine.

He's so fucking weird; who doesn't love gravy, ffs

Anyone putting gravy at No.9 should be on a register.

This is both absolutely mental and entirely on brand

Unbelievable in his prime but that’s an absolute shambles.

I woke up on Boxing Day

Struggled to keep my eyes open

Properly undiagnosed autistic isn’t he😂

The man’s an absolute danger

He’s super weird. Partridge without the personality!😂

Strange man

Bookmarked for next time I can’t sleep ffs 🤦🏻

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The next Gregg Wallace