Story time:

Uncle Bob's subtle threat to re-glaciate the planet if you don't stop using SQL.

Bro on track to be cancelled for questioning climate change but already got cancelled for having clean code. Man is unstoppable now.

Uncle Bob: Winter’s Coming.

Could you tell us how you used to live during the ice age, uncle bob?

I was born in an Ice Age, I have lived the last 72 years in an Ice Age, and you, and your children, and your grandchildren, and your great grandchildren will continue to live in the an ice age.

Did you really just say there is no manmade climate change?

No.

Maybe you stick with your software bathrobe rants.