Storytime on why my situation "got the ick from me"

Either hire this actress or run for the hills. Her acting was so good I’m not sure which.

"I get them off the dead birds like any other woman in this country does" 😭😭💀

There were 2 seconds i thought "bird beaks" was a euphemism for dildos.

Every single person in the comments who is reacting like this is real is sub-80 IQ.

Everybody knows you lock your ingredients drawers. 🙄 Amateur mistake.

The irony of this is... If she had purple hair and a nose ring, not one of you would believe it to be parody. 🤣🤣🤣

This is not normal! You dodged a bullet, girl. This man is clearly a psychotic stalker who probably killed all of his sisters before they could cast protection spells.

I was with you until the rat tails. Baby. Those are the easiest to organize. Like, I get the beaks. We all got a beak drawer. But tails. You hang or ziplock depending on how fresh you need them. Let’s take some accountability mammas. Let’s do some research.

This video is sooooo stupid. I've literally never known a girl that didn't have at least a dozen sets of bird beaks and rat tails. What a pointless rant.

You people are dim. She’s a funny girl. She’s making a funny story. Surrealist. How are you all being so unfunny? My guys is she’s from Missouri or one of those dry humour places.

This is perfectly normal btw. If she doesn’t have a bird beak drawer I don’t want her 🤷🏽

Ok she either needs an acting job or a psychiatrist.

The fact that so many people question if this is real makes me know this girl is one of the greatest actress/comedians ever.

She is good. Everyone falls for it.

Hire this woman right now for The Craft reboot

Def not .. my husband gave me a dead bat a cpl weeks ago for my lunar eclipse offering ceremony so you just need to find a guy that understands women

Pretty sure I can fix her…

The reason I would’ve gotten the ick is bcuz you dont use beaks for spells you use the talons for spells

Men generally should be scared of women with mental illness.

Oh no the heck we’re not putting bird beaks up from the road and practicing witchcraft. You absolute psycho.

Wow the mental illness is strong in this one.

This has to be a skit. She's got mad acting skills though. Literally. She should use this entire video for her actor demo reel.

This is friggin funny. And she nailed the delivery! Someone hire her for a real acting gig super quick.

She just needs to find a nice warlock.

I googled bird beaks thinking it was euphemism for something else.

Someone here is thinking about fixing her. No risk No reward

All girls know how to do is eat hot chip & cast spell

This is oscar-worthy satire. Incredibly acting, fantastic script. I burst out laughing many times. "Err no, I got them off of the dead birds on the side of the road." "Just normal girl spells" "And all of my rat tails come spilling out" 🤣

I was fine till 'like every other girl'. This is high level comedy.

@grok please tell me this is satire! I really would like to hope. That there’s not women who actually believe this is normal behaviour.

Tell me this is a parody account

Jokes on him. Who's going to be eternally suffering now!

Don’t leave your bird beaks and rat tails out where people can find them. Now you have to find new ones because it sounds like he touched them. They are no good now. I enjoyed your vid. Good job.