straight edge

he became a cop

who up straighting their edge rn

I think I speak for all straight edge humans when I say: straight edge

Hey guys, let’s all define ourselves by something we *don’t* do! That’ll be fun and look super normal!

"It was the perfect straight-edge crime". I desperately need context to this!

Lamest subculture ever

@vittr00 repeat "straight edge" 120 times and then you become a cop

I hope the title of this masterpiece is "He Became a Cop."

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