Stretch your income. $STRC

Stretch your cheeks

your shareholders will get their assholes stretched

This is the way!

Hey, wen green $WASABI power?!

This goes for you, too. Don’t forget that $MSTR has shareholders as well.

DCA SPX6900

Feels reminiscent of Apple's infamously successful "Think Different" campaign. It works! 🧡

go to jail. for every year you spend in jail i will buy 100 shares of your ponzi company.

@SaylorMemoirs Don’t forget to stretch, bears… Or else you’ll pull a hammie when it runs

Clean🔥 need to see this ad in more places

We are going to make it. $WAGMI

Brother you’re stretching my ass by not buying more BTC with this free money you’re getting!! BUY MORE

yes

You’ve stacked so much $BTC that you’re basically missing the full set… now all that’s left is to grab some $GRIZZY 😄

I hope Michael Saylor dose not become Michael Seller 🏷

LETS STRETCH 🙌🏼

STRC down below $99. Better raise the dividend to 15% to get that back to $100 par. What could go wrong here?

Stop shitcoining bitch rookie

Any DeFi scams you gonna promote today?

stretch often just means leverage. leverage works until vol spikes and forces liquidation. how are you modeling the downside scenario here?

Stretch your income. $STRC 🤝 sUSDat

Probably all STRC holders are BTC and MSTR maximalists who buy STRC with capital they would otherwise allocate to Bitcoin.

Seems like SATA is beating STRC since they announced daily divis. Sorry!

stretching hard these days

Stretch your income

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@saylor , when you plan to sell more bitcoin:native ?✌️👀

sounds safu, how do I overexpose myself?

Trust Bitcoin, but do not trust Saylor's MSTR. This fraudulent financing company will go bankrupt!

I'm not here for FIAT gains. We're not the same. Bitcoin only!

Stretching fixes this.

Twice monthly and 12 percent would just be perfect. So easy to calculate how much youd get per month.

Stretch your ponzi for as long as possible

So far, only my asshole is stretched

would love but, but it's not available in europe :(