Stuff my dad said last year

Lol he reminds me almost exactly like one of my daughter’s friends. He came over after Christmas and had a sparkly brooch on his shirt. I said “hey that’s a nice pink flamingo pin you have there” and he said “thanks but it’s actually a magenta swan” 😂

hey have you heard anything like this before

59?!! Clearly doing something right

Dolphins and Devils? Odd combo lol

Guy seems like an absolute legend

Can I be adopted? Too much fun. Mental notes to be like that when my son is older.

Bring me a shrubbery.

We all know these are disingenuous, doing it for the camera.

@chargers need him for the Jim Harbaugh look alike contest

I fuckin love Kickball Dad!

I can see why mom married him 😁