Super Mario 64 If It Was A Modern Game 🗣️🎙️

Don’t want to spam these but they’re addicting to make 🫠

this is the part where he's coming for peach

So long gay bowser conspicuously absent

Minimum requirement: Intel Core i7-12700K 32 GB RAM RTX 4090 375 GB storage space available

You forgot the compass, the side quest progress marker, and the relationship hearts

You lost the chance to say "So long, Gay Bowser" with a deep voice

THE DIALOGUES OVERLAPPING LMFAO!!!!!

so modern

Nintendo keeps teaching us this valuable lesson. 😔 👌

Someone is going to make an entire 64 hack that adds modern stuff like this.

The fcking pain screams to make sure the player understands Bowser is going to die xDD

Needs more loading screens.

This is inherently false They wouldn’t throw out that many 100G achievements, they’d all be 10G except for the “beat the game” one

Of course a modern game would get rid of “so long gay Bowser”

Needs a micro transaction for the wing cap and it’s good to go for delayed release

That’s literally how the Final Boss Of Horizon Zero Down goes 😂

This is so true. Just a convoluted dialog mess. Seriously, modern games need to chill out on the emotions and dialog.

The achievements appearing on average every 10 seconds😭

What games are actually like this I’m so lost on this trend

MY BITRATE!!!

Genuinely why did he scream like that

you could tell me this was a sanity not included clip from like 2011 and i would 100% believe you

“Wow this sounds like Dexter, I wonder who posted thi-“

I misread the one line as "Would dope have saved him?"

Good God, it’s everything bad all at once

And if you spend 50+ hours collecting all the secret objects and finish all pointless side quests (with guides), you will get... the same ending, but with a different dialogue and a slightly different cutscene and the achievement of course

As a Warframe player, the dialogues explaining the mechanics of the boss when you have already defeated them hits too close

I don’t like how close you’re getting to bently from sly cooper…and how accurate his voice lines are now thinking about it 😭

Half of the games on the xbox game pass are like this

Focus, M(anning).

I hate modern gaming so much it's actually unreal

Did you do this yourself? As in, no AI? If yes, I love it! Very well made and you nailed the "modern audience". XD Although, it would have been fun if, at the end, Mario flew right into a spike bomb and died. XD

E for Everyone

this is the funniest trend i've seen in a minute, every single one of these vids makes me laugh LMAO

Sanity Not Included style satire of gaming in 2026