Super Unarmed 👊 VS 🎯 Super Crossbow

Earclacks, why did you even make this match

Unarmed had Crossbum like these 😭

what a tough and grueling fight that was a close one

yeah whoop her ass CROSSBOW

"Super Crossbow"

Learn to fucking aim

Was there even a worry?

The walls everytime they see super crossbow has a fight

Crossbow when I put my hard earned money on him

Super Crossbow has fallen to E tier.

Super crossbow vs regular crossbow

Common Crossbum L

"super crossbow" where's the super?

Announcer punctuating all they words like "Who. Will. Win." had me lookin at the screen like

How nice of Earclacks to make a wish come true allow Super Crossbow to meet Super Unarmed. Let's check out how it's goin-

Havent seen a earclacks vid in a while, good to know crossbow is still absolute ass

Straight belt to ass

You’re hitting me a couple of times,” Unarmed says, blitzing around Crossbow before unleashing a spinning elbow into the back of their neck. “I’m sure your glasses will come soon.” Crossbow lets out an inarticulate scream as they twist around, firing somewhere to Unarmed’s left.

Super Unarmed realized that a quiver is basically a family of arrows. Or crossbow bolts. Whatever.

The wall really got OWNED by Super Crossbow in this match

BETTING ALL THE RIGHTEOUS PLEASURES IN EXISTENCE, THE SATISFACTION THAT ISN'T PROHIBITED IN THE SLIGHTEST ON SUPER CROSSBOW!!!!!!!

Being Super means nothing if you can't aim, Crossbow!

my goat deserves better fights than this man

genuinely what could 2x inaccuracy have possibly done against the immovable punch of

Massacre

“Guy who can’t aim vs Guy running around” ass fight

i thought unarmed might accidentally run into arrows moving that fast but crossbow couldn't even manage that

Ball that scales in 2 stats for completely free VS ball that has to rely on an inaccurate attack to scale its dmg slightly I'm unarmed's biggest hater

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I put everyone who is currently wearing crocs souls on Super Crossbow