Superchatter asks Nick for advice after marrying his Chinese girlfriend yesterday. Nick then has a waking nightmare about his son Chang Fuentes.

"Chang Fuentes"

Nightmares within my comprehension.

Couldn’t be me.

I want a gf that looks like she could be my cousin or sister

Or mother

"This is my son, D'Robert."

He himself is mixed race, jesus the irony

Nick is marrying pure Aryan stock. Nothing less will suffice.

There will be no muddmixing of any sort. Ever.

Dementia and mixed race kids is a crazy premise

"That's my little nigga"

The year is 2045, after the AI apocalypse, Candace Owens becomes the first black female autocrat & queen of America. The only opposition is a young man who was made in a secret bunker by Nichols Fuentes & Kathy Zhu. His name is Chang J. Fuentes.💪🤖🤳🔪

Says the literal meximutt who dad looks like this 🤣

Speaking of mixed race children

OMG I’m just here for the laugh 😂 😂😂

But he’s Mexican

people keep saying nick is mixed .. I don't see it .. he looks totally white .. having a mexican parent doesn't mean he's mixed .. there are white mexicans .. 'mexican' isn't a race

Ethnic women are trying to improve their gene pool by procreating with white men. Also they know white men are too docile to do anything when they cheat on them and act like brats.

Chang Fuentes

Chang Fuentes who'll actually get off his ass and become a doctor, astronaut, ninja, run for and win the Presidency in 2064 but can't win the approval of his old cantankerous racist zoomer dad.😭

Can’t relate.

"Hey how y'all doing n sheeeit"

No, we look like an in between of both races, considering the average black person looks like Eddie Murphy. The perception that we look “black” is because of the one drop ideolgy that persisted for years in America hence why we’re not identified as “black” outside of here.

But Nick, you’re mixed 😂🤣😂

I understand wanting an Asian wife but if you're gonna marry outside your race you have to make the sacrifice of not having children. I thought we all understood this.

Your best bet would be to find and extremely light brown Latina and pray to God that you are a Bleach King™️ to override the inferior genetics. That’s the only race combo I’ve seen where it’s possible to happen. Still a huge roll of the dice on that one, but it is possible!

What we see here is Nick realizing the absurdity behind the concept of race, but can't reconcile it with his rigid worldview. It's fascinating to see this boy struggle with himself every day.

This is my son Tyrone!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The dementia joke is hilarious. Im part Jap but I got a feeling my kids are gonna be full on white. Gonna be a little wierd i see it 🤣

mixed race guy telling you about how undesirable mixed race children are lol

Thankfully he’s gay and will never have kids

HAHAHAHA

She’s Chinese and older than him? That boys down bad

The dementia thing is real. I've worked for two mixed-race families. Lovely people, but that extra flicker of bewilderment and frightened confusion is there. There's a reason Great Aunt Sally says, "Is that you, Jim?" to your cousin Ron.

White chad sons OR ELSE

CHANGHAF