Survival Tips

These are some of the worst "survival" tips I've seen.

That fish was sooooo dead. 😂

step 1: dont live in woods 🤷

These all are kinda garbage other than maybe the fishing one, but that's just a basic snare setup, but with a fishing line.

Of course I would be at the forest with a train ticket and a garbage bag and a hammer

What is that wood pyramid for? Why would you carry it around?

Dont pull any bug by yourself, would kill you

if the bug is a tick, this survival tip to remove it will kill you because its head will get stuck in your skin and pour out its saliva and get you infected with Crimean-congo hemorrhagic fever, which is incurable at the moment. Do never attempt to remove it by yourself.

Survive from what? Laziness?

Just use one of these