Swans get it.

We seem to be out on our morning walks at similar times, Dave. We really must catch up for a coffee. I can show you how to go for a walk without conducting imaginary prime ministerial engagements with the local birdlife.

Leave animals alone you weird freak. Fuck me, you need hospitalisation.

How embarrassing for your poor wife to go to work each morning and have to explain the fucking loopy shit you've posted on social media in the previous 24 hours.

You've gone off the deep end mate now you're talking to swans

This is some seriously warped shit mate. Firstly. Leave the poor birds alone… Second. Not sure you need to use animal props to find someone to tell you to “fark off”. Third, there’s grass right there Dave. Go touch some FFS. Your schtick is getting so bloody boring.

Ya, they don’t like weirdos around their kids.

Wow. Are you getting home and getting up? Either way, you need help.

You have really lost it. So sad to to see 😢

I'd say stick to comedy but you are no good at that either. David, go and seek therapy , this obsession is not healthy.

Yep Swans get it, they were trying to tell you to fuck off. Even the swans are onto your bullshit. You need to stop getting your info from Tim Wilson, a lightweight in the LNP. He and you are intellectually deficent then the Swans, Chap. #auspol

Beautiful morning, how can I make it about Albo? 🫠

Captain Cooker at it again

I'm pretty sure everyone does that, not just swans.

You good!?

Uhhh are you just wandering the streets of Perth all night like a meth addict? You're cooked.

I’d tell YOU to FUCK OFF too. Every fucking time!

Lay off the ice, cracker.

A now broken man Dave, get help ASAP

You're fucken ridiculous. And no more ABC programs please, I'd like to be able to watch it again.

Fuck me you're cooked. Get of the drugs and the LNP payroll. You've never been funny. But now you are an annoying voice of grievance. Not a positive bone in your shrivelled body

Now Whooseie is arguing with the wild life... Can someone check that he is taking his meds...

but the govt's gotta take 47% of that seed they're eating!

Fuk you're a dickhead.

😂😂 this must be the algorithm Albo is trying to save us from! 😂😂

Good fucking grief.

Dave you are a laugh , you just made my day

And the benefit of that video is......!?!?

Marbles lost.

Since when did harrasing a young family of swans become a cool thing to do

You should try @imagine to make short videos, included in x subscription. Do a search re this on X

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Very good 👍

Captivating.