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SystemD Root Access Exploit Found, Devuan Team Calls SystemD "Unicorn Sh*t" "Yet another high severity systemd bug in Ubuntu. Let us wish all Devuan users a wonderful day out with their family, instead of shoveling unicorn sh*t."

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