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SystemD Root Access Exploit Found, Devuan Team Calls SystemD "Unicorn Sht" "Yet another high severity systemd bug in Ubuntu. Let us wish all Devuan users a wonderful day out with their family, instead of shoveling unicorn sht."

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JUST IN: Two people, including an 18-year-old girl, were sht and klled by a career criminal who had previously been acquitted of m*rder Serenity Renee had just turned 18 a few days before the sh**ting Serenity died at the scene, and her boyfriend was rushed to the hospital Officials said 34-year-old Deante Hawthorne sht two people in Moore, fled, and stole a vehicle They said he later abandoned that car, stole another one, and then sht and killed a third victim on Martin Luther King Jr. Ave Police said they spotted Hawthorne later that day and a chase began They said he eventually crashed, was confronted by officers, and was klled in a shootout Records show Hawthorne had a long criminal history, including several felony arrests One of his earliest cases was a 2012 mrder arrest, but a jury found him not guilty and he was acquitted His most recent arrests were in May 2025 on two felony charges stemming from 2016 - being a felon with a firearm and domestic assault and battery causing great bodily harm

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McQueen & Dub muted their stream for 15 minutes to talk things out, officially squashing their year long beef, & plan to start making content together 🔥🙌 “W McQueen in the chat. We talked, put that sh*t beside us. We good.” “W Dub, we talked it out. My n*gga came up to me like a man, said his piece, I said my piece. We just worked it out like men and I respect Dub for that. It really just makes more sense for us to make content instead of us being in the same room & feeling the animosity.”

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