Taco Bell reportedly furious

He says it's strange that it's delicious. It's not strange. The plant has evolved to spread seeds by being eaten and then fired out from some poor animal that has been repurposed as a seed phalanx.

Seed Phalanx will be our next band name

Am I the only person who finds his voice unsettling?

Lol no

Just wait till my zynn and black coffee hear about this !

Oh man, this can be both great or horrible depending on the circumstances

Dairy Queen speaking to its legal team

Short DQ, max leverage

They’re called shit sticks. If you step on them it’s like shit on your shoe and if you eat them you shit your pants.

This does seem to be the case