Take the heterosexual pledge ✋🏻

“I pledge to never get lost in the creamy colon of another male” BAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

I can tell it’s in New England bcs the ceiling is at the top of the door frame

Sam Hyde ? 🤨

Taking the pledge right away sir 🫡

Lmao his mom is a saint

2012 cell phone makes this seem like an ancient time

2012 was 100 years ago

Its a trip being a fan of Sam since he was doing his vertical mirror videos.

Extreme twink death

I miss this era

His mom is the best

@CindyHotDogTits DID u take the PLEDGE!?!?!? We’re doing it next time we hang out NO HOMO

This was Sam’s best era.

You could literally post this video with a headline like “INCEL filmed himself before he went on a k*lling spree in 2012” and most people woundn’t question it.

This guy turned into a steroid junky... Got big... And then became a huge bully douch. Basically he became what he probably hated so much in school. Strange but true.

🤚

Lmfaooooo

Can one masterbate ambidextrously and still be in said heterosexual club?

Real

Vintage 2012 Sam Hyde is the chef's kiss🤌

The creamy colon of a man?

The alpha male pledge 🙏🏻 @PerryALPHA

He can’t keep getting away with this!!!!

Legend status

Hahaha that’s just like me and my mom

Don't you E~V~E~R talk to me like dat, mama!

I bet he’s a millionaire these dorks bought bitcoin when it was cents. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Before the gorilla best incident

No one has more rizz

Unless you type OMW.

Ayo 😭

he looks just like his mummy 🫶🏾

Sam Hyde looks like a J word right here.