Taking the goats for a walk. 🐐

I could think of worse things to do. Like watch the news. I would much rather do this 🐐

Where the grass is always greener 🍃

Did she say "Jeremy's taking it up the rear"?

They will eat you and everything around you 😬

U need one or two of the fainting goats. The content would be wild

You could pre mix a bespoke great goat curry powder, label it up “Clarkson THE OG Curry Powder” in refillable tins. You could Maje a fortune 🤨

Do you sell the goat meat in the shop??

Looks very much like a Satanic cult to me. Have reported you to West Oxfordshire District Council.

Chewy...🤣

Goats of the easiest things to walk.

Goats are so personable. Know lots of people who go running with their pet goat.