Tarik Skubal is a different beast Jason Benetti

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Dan, you have been a letdown on discussing the world happenings. All that’s going on, and you’re quiet except for jokes about the Everglades? Not a word on Gaza, the BBB, nothing? You’re a disgrace. You’re free from ESPN, and are as quiet as a mouse. You should be embarrassed.

@jasonbenetti Skubal's psychological warfare with that first-pitch changeup to Buxton perfectly illustrates why traditional scouting metrics miss the mark. When a pitcher rewires his entire approach just to mess with one hitter's head, that's the kind of edge that doesn't show up in ERA.

Bro wtf is this shit

make sure you put milk and cookies out for Terry-claus tonight

there is no waffle house in the district of columbia :)