T-Bob Hebert’s Alabama vs LSU Opening Monologue “What better way to kick off Turkey Season than feasting on the flesh of a declining empire.” T-Bob Hebert LSU Football Alabama Football

@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL The decline tastes … delicious! Roll Tide!

@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL I’ve experienced two “Roman Empires” in Tuscaloosa under Bryant and Saban. My parents have lived through three. Keep spewing your vitriol. We’re here for it!

@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL Hey is that the BCS CHAMPIONSHIP Jersey where your offense crossed the 50 yard line 2-3 times the whole game on your wall?! Impressive.

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@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL “T-Bob Hebert’s Alabama vs LSU Opening Monologue “What better way to kick off Turkey Season than feasting on the flesh of a declining empire.” Gobble Gobble.

@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL T-Bob will also never get to experience what I did in the last 20 years.

@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL Get better guests. This guy sucks.

@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL Still bitter about getting mauled in the national championship game by that Bama defense. Alabama has won more nattys in that time span than LSU has in their entire history.

@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL Bama will win another before they do. That’s a fact

@TBob53 @LSUfootball @AlabamaFTBL Well, I mean, at least Alabama had an 'empire', or 2 if we go back to Bryant. That's 2 more than almost everybody else in college football, including LSU.