Td parlay is officially cursed

Just say " I make terrible bets and lead all you pigs to slaughter so Draftkings will pay me"

Cursed? Bro, it’s not the parlay… it’s literally your betting strategy

Parlays aren't cursed, bettors are just bad at math 🤣. People overestimate those 'sure things' and get burned by the underdogs.

Just bet on jailstool. Appreciate you holding, many stoolies still doing the same!

That’s what we like about you Dave. Talk when you win and talk when you lose

Time to get reacquainted with my little friend…. Jailstool!

And can you not tweet about the pats tonight? Wait until the game is over?

Betting is cursed

Just bet on jailstool. Appreciate you holding, many stoolies still doing the same!

Maybe you need to do 1 good thing to turn it around. I’m picking Jailstool every day until the Super Bowl. No more bad juju

It all stems from this moment….

Rico dowdle stumbling on that first drive when he had a clear td is still haunting me

Saints ass bruh

Its the stupid hat

Dp is cool im just not tailing his bets

You just suck at gambling.

Why now!?

Try to save Christmas with $500 and this is what happens never again dude never again!!! I’m about to have $500 worth of Dry wall repair as well🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Tysom hill voltured us too!!

You're one funny mo-fo.

Literally lost $500 because the Bucs are the worst team in the NFL that was terrible literally terrible! Pats were a lock on the parlay unbelievable im raging in my home right now!!! RAGING

We already knew that

@barstoolsports 😭😭😭

I tailed you and I feel you…..when I saw Hill through it I threw something too. My fucking remote control through my TV screen!

I’ve had nothing but terrible luck with anytime TD bets this year

your nose seems to be getting bigger

Who the fuck is slough

“0-For” Dave strikes again! And stop Gaslighting you’re 0-15 (now 0-16). Your posted parleys now 0-23 bc of multiple Sunday bets (late adds, CFB & MNF). Only 2 weeks left. How humiliating and epic fail to lay egg for entire season!! Only explanation?? DAVE DONT KNOW BALL‼️😂😂

Go bills!!!

Didn’t you just win?

Nothing you can do

It’s almost like betting sucks