Telekinesis for Jesus Just don't doubt it

Jesus, famously known for always speaking literally at all times.

Could she say literally just one more time?

Such a bad passage too. JC murders a tree with words, then promises everyone they can do the same if they believe in him

As far as we know, no Christian has thrown a mountain into the sea. Guess they don’t really have faith after all? 🤷🏻‍♂️

How utterly scummy shamelessly copying @libsoftiktok original account just to mock Christian conservatives.. Typical liberal to be sure…

He should have said "Grow some full grown fruit you damn fig tree!" Would have been more productive, literally.

As someone who went to a Christian primary school, I can tell you that Jesus will not give you telekinesis.

Why do attention seeking bible readers always find a new verse they never knew about. I’m no bible scholar & I know this passage.I mean if all you do all day long is study the Bible & then read it out loud don’t you think by now you should pretty much not be surprised by stories

Lmao Jesus said fuck that fig tree