Tell me a fact about this man..

Michelle Fisher. Ninth hole of the Bootle Municipal golf course. Par four, bunker behind the green... (Nearly dropped his skateboard.)

He doesn’t want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks. (Or a waffle)

He wasn't at today's conversation

Cool pic 😜

He once went into a wine bar

His twins are Jim, named after Jim Bexley Speed and Bexley, named after Jim Bexley Speed. He gave birth to them but they went to live with their mother

He's seen time running backwards, he's played pool with planets and he's given birth to twins. But at no point in his entire life did he think he would taste an edible pot noodle

He really, really likes curry. Also the last human alive.

He landed on a version of earth, circa 1990 that for some strange reason was running backwards after going through a time hole; but he didn’t go there looking for trouble, he just went to do the Red Dwarf shuffle.

His pool arm is sound as a dollarpound.