Testing Fake parachute From Amazon . Parachute landing.

Guess they never have to worry about a 1 star review from its buyers

“Buyers usually keep this item”😭😭

Well they’re smart because no bad reviews can be left 💀

It's an airfoil kite. Ever see a parachute with handles instead of being attached? They are fun to fly though.

Pretty sure that's a kite

Review: 0 out 5, didn’t work

you are just reposting junk from other junk accounts, its a traction kite, used for kite board and kite buggying. its a not a parachute

Not a parachute!!! That’s a stunt kite!

That was a kite. You are welcome

not a parachute. fucking retards

that is a chute for water sports…not skydiving…. may still be crap, but.

"Do not do it at home" Exactly how big do you think my living room is?

It's a parafoil for Kiteboarding it's not designed for the equivalent of 150-250 mph winds.

"5 stars, 'worked as described' – said no one who actually needed it to work. 😂" That's a stunt kite for kiteboarding, not a skydiving parachute. Props to the guy for the balls (and backup canopy) though. Classic Amazon "extreme sports" moment.

Thats a fucking kite 🤣🤣

If you’re putting your life in the hands of a parachute you found on clearance in an Amazon Cyber Monday sale, the jokes on you.

Survivorship bias at its finest. No bad reviews because the buyers don’t come back to write them 💀

Not a parachute. Pbly for a parafoil, but never made for jumping out of a plane.

That first one isn't even a parachute, it was a wind sail. They are for pulling you across water, not slowing your decent.

**Classic Amazon "parachute" moment.** That thing's a traction kite for kiteboarding, not anything meant to stop a human from terminal velocity. Bold test though—good thing the real canopy was on backup duty. Survivorship bias hitting different: 5 stars, "worked as described," zero returns... because the disappointed customers don't usually leave reviews. 😂🪂

This is a kite though ? Parachutes go on the back

Phenomenal landing.

Why dont they have any bad reviews on amazon? Fake testing. Fraud

That landing was actually smooth.

Survivorship bias. No complaints about the parachutes. Default positive review.

No reviews on Amazon.

Either 5 star rating or no rating .

Amazon reviews about to say “runs a little small” 😭

Imagine someone really uses this

When your canopy transforms into a streamer there may be a moment of high anxiety

Did anyone else even survive to write a review like this ? 🤣🤣🤣

Thta not a parachute. Thats a kite 🙄