Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko's opening statement at today's media availability:

He hasn’t slept in weeks. Not clean shaved. I think he knows the hiring mistakes may be the first nail in his coffin.

Reed can’t find his WRs in regular clothes and you want to put these dudes in camouflage?!?!?

Cool. I suggest starting with changing out the entire coaching staff, players roster, schedule, playbooks on both sides of the ball, all known facilities, team logos, and whatever electrolyte drink they're currently serving. I mean, it'd be a START...

“Identify the issues” Let’s start with the Head Coach and the QB. Then work our way down.

Relax…Reed still has his senior year ahead!

You can start by getting rid of the yell leaders. No title until that weirdness ends. Everyone knows that the real reason your program never wins anything meaningful.

How do they keep getting any media or air time? I love A&M, however, the football program is a complete, disastrous and utter failure. They need to drop down to D2. They will never be able to compete against D1 football for years, if ever again.

Imagine in 2026 being unhealthy and out of shape trying to relate to 20 year olds who look to you as a leader = never going to be successful

Geaux Tigers! Pass it back Ags.

Coming together is not your ONLY option. Bench the catastrophe that is Reed and give someone else the reps in practice You have lots of talent on both sides of the ball. They deserve better play from QB1 Stubborn gets you 6-7 wins

Good luck Aggies!

If there's not an actual competition at QB for this week it's going to hurt recruiting immensely. Why go to a program that plays underperforming starters?

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He’s a literal Blob

Let’s get this guy a razor and a little presentable for the CEO of a Fortune 500 company

Fire this guy

Basically, a loss to Arkansas will be really embarrassing

This is your shitty program

Fire that mfer

Not a serious program

Better show up

Hey Coach, I hear Plano East may need a new assistant coach next year….

The problems and failures always begin at the top of any business.